tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6899596.post6473015967519836073..comments2011-05-27T17:45:18.815-04:00Comments on The Kennedy Conspiracy: Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10727546651747337497noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6899596.post-91961587037296809132007-01-22T23:57:00.000-05:002007-01-22T23:57:00.000-05:00This is the funniest thing I've ever read!This is the funniest thing I've ever read!Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08419336443451828847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6899596.post-30453837272680232302007-01-12T12:06:00.000-05:002007-01-12T12:06:00.000-05:00why all the deleted comments? LET THE PEOPLE BE H...why all the deleted comments? LET THE PEOPLE BE HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!smoothePhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15018171847173976336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6899596.post-32103809288278229502007-01-11T21:35:00.000-05:002007-01-11T21:35:00.000-05:00Hmmm... how's this?
I guess I'd make ONE caveat f...Hmmm... how's this?<br /><br />I guess I'd make ONE caveat for quoting So I Married An Axe Murderer... it's alright IF someone is ONLY quoting from Phil Hartman's choice monologue: "Now this is something none of the other tour guides will tell you. In this particular cell block Machine Gunn Kelly had, what we call in the prison system, a "------" And one day, in a jealous rage, Kelly took a makeshift knife, or "shiv," and cut out his "-----'s" eyes.... And as if blinding his "-----" wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns [getting rid of expired fluid] into the "-----'s" ocular cavity."<br /><br />Now THAT is funny.<br /><br />9:34 PMMarchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06331222151132163756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6899596.post-52702757277410260112007-01-11T21:34:00.000-05:002007-01-11T21:34:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Marchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06331222151132163756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6899596.post-44618106745841102162007-01-11T00:58:00.000-05:002007-01-11T00:58:00.000-05:00Sorry Marc, upon further review I had to delete th...Sorry Marc, upon further review I had to delete that one.<br /><br />Informant, that's a good rule. I'd like to see you elaborate on this post sometime.<br /><br />SpootheP, if you say "Mahana you ugly" you should get punched. Is there anything else that people quote from it? Incidentally, I read somewhere that Johnny Lingo was popular outside of Mormon circles and that it even was popular in the business world. Anyone know anything about this?Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10727546651747337497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6899596.post-56911360254678887062007-01-10T23:30:00.000-05:002007-01-10T23:30:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Marchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06331222151132163756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6899596.post-54057647338332062552007-01-10T23:12:00.000-05:002007-01-10T23:12:00.000-05:00What about Johnny Lingo ?
I would say there is ...What about Johnny Lingo ? <br /><br />I would say there is just 1 person from The Holy Grail who can still be quoted without a punch to the face - Tim the Enchanter. His performance was SO absolutely timeless and under-quoted (if that's possible..) that he's clean still. Any other quotes from the movie deserve multiple two-fisted punches to the face.<br /><br />GREAT post about So I Married An Axe Murderer. Reminds me of my own life.<br /><br />I was dating a girl almost a year ago and things seemed to be going fairly well after 5 or 6 dates. After we watched an episode of 24 one night at her house, she pulled up the Tivo menu and put on So I Married. She then began quoting it, merely seconds before the actual words were coming out of the surround sound, which she had turned up so loud my head was splitting. This went on for about 30 minutes, with me cringing the entire time. Finally, I told her I had to leave. "What? You don't love So I Married..?" "Nope, it was funny once. Not the regurgitated 80th time. I'm anti now. See you later." <br /><br />Walked out the door and never saw her again. I think her name was Heather.smoothePhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15018171847173976336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6899596.post-89776027012219598032007-01-10T18:49:00.000-05:002007-01-10T18:49:00.000-05:00That last sentence makes no sense. What I was try...That last sentence makes no sense. What I was trying to say is Zeta-Jones bugs me.Informanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17852430681070308251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6899596.post-52325434833884711532007-01-10T18:40:00.000-05:002007-01-10T18:40:00.000-05:00Who are the people still quoting So, I married and...Who are the people still quoting So, I married and Ax Murderer? I need names so I can punch them too.<br /><br />I might open up the allowable category to all Coen Brothers movies, but (except Intolerable Cruelty because Zeta-Jones bugs me).Informanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17852430681070308251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6899596.post-14865632317846070392007-01-10T15:44:00.000-05:002007-01-10T15:44:00.000-05:00Depends on what you're quoting from the Princess B...Depends on what you're quoting from the <i>Princess Bride</i>. Mostly it's not funny. Given the right quote from the movie in the right situation, though, you might not get punched in the face.<br /><br />As far as <i>Monty Python</i>, it's never been huge in my circles so I haven't heard enough unfunny people quoting it to ruin it. It probably won't get a punch in the face from me.Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10727546651747337497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6899596.post-58579125174270774902007-01-10T15:15:00.000-05:002007-01-10T15:15:00.000-05:00Interesting. Good to know. Out of curiosity, where...Interesting. Good to know. Out of curiosity, where do you stand on quoting the <i>Princess Bride</i> or <i>Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail</i>?<br /><br />Glad to see you throw in the Big Lebowski, because you know, the Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.Marchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06331222151132163756noreply@blogger.com